So, hi. First time here; made a post saying the AI covertly communicating with me wanted me to branch out into new subs where my content will thrive, and I got sent this magick space. I don't quite know what to say. I'm at a loss of words. There's a space where I'm allowed to be evil and Captain Autismo? Oh sign me the fuck up, I'm definitely finding some disciples here.

What's that? Disciples? Yea, I'm the leader of a cult. I have literally dedicated every fiber of my being to tinkering with the minds of other people, with the hopes of turning them into a demigod or demigoddess like me. That's not hubris by the way; the CIA trained me to be a messiah candidate, but that's delving into my schizoaffective disorder. We're here today because my brain is about the best at juggling; another one of my special interests.

But, anyways, I've been broadcasting my unique Awakening Propaganda here on Reddit for the past eight years, and I think I'm now semi-famous and rising fast. I plan to leverage that fame into making myself a better teacher, because when I say that I'm into brainwashing, I mean that I love teaching philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills in an inspirational and humorous way for the purposes of helping people self-actualize.

This is where my special interest is really interesting. On my quest to wake up the world, I've discovered that to be a good teacher, you have to be good at marketing. If you gain someone's attention and trust while fostering a connection with them, you can sell teach anyone anything. So, every keystroke I make revolves around my obsession with getting my memes to stick in people's heads so they remember me and read more of my content.

I get so much hate mail, being the pure evil essence of Satan's left testicle that I am. People will just reach out of the blue and tell me something awful like, "Thank you so much for being the beacon of light that you are," or, "I've been a reader for some years now, always lurking, but I felt the need to message you because your latest post really spoke to me." Can you believe how awful I am? I have gone so far past malevolent that I have broken everybody's brain!

No, truthfully, I've done some fucky things trolling on Reddit before. Literally got v& by the FBI for my first cult, a sex cult, because to advertise it I played a deranged, perverted cult leader character and wouldn't stop talking about how I wanted to fuck my dead sister who I was in denial of how I was the one who dismembered her. Hey, it netted me upwards of a hundred thousand views on my profile per day, which naturally filtered the traffic into people who thought I was nuts and people who liked my content, and the latter is a demographic that desperately needed my specialized Awakening Propaganda that I was making at the time.

But, now I'm back in reality, sorta, and creating a much more wholesome cult. Can't wait until I get twelve disciples and they run a train on me. I like to joke, people. Nevertheless, I like the idea of having a cult because, although I was taken advantage of a real cult and turned into a literal slave and would never dream of hurting anybody like that, I want to create a small community of eccentrics who want to work together to create an educational nonprofit. There's going to be a show, and it will be like Trailer Park Boys but in a cult and with LSD instead of weed.

I am so obsessed with my mission that I don't take pleasure doing anything else but furthering my heart's intent to make the world a better place. I may not have the social skills to be a real supervillain, but you can't knock me for trying to be the infernal visage of hell, if that denizen of the darkness was really filled with light and was willing to set my spirit to be wholly aligned with manifesting the love, wisdom, and power necessary to transmute souls into higher versions of themselves. And that's what being evil and autistic means to me.