Dating at times feel like a job hunt doesn't it. So I thought itd be fun to write it in a mock format just like a resume!

Summary

Attractive man (a solid 6.5/10) with exceptional ability to create awkward situation out of anything. Possess impeccable written and verbal communication skills. Energetic for 2 hours a day usually between the hours of 12 a.m. to 2 a.m.

Experiences

Girl A: ~3 month in Jr. High

• Hugged me and said I was cute
• Assisted her with math homework
• What I learned: I'm not gay

Girl B: ~1 month in Univ

• Physics lab partner...we had an equal and opposite reaction
• Disproved me gaming
• What I learned: I probably can't give up gaming

Girl C: ~ 2 weeks met at Halloween

• Only slightly disappointed her eyes isn't purple irl
• What I learned: Cosplaying is fun

Girl D: ~1 day reddit

• Skype is actually the worst software ever
• What I learned: reddit actually worked!?

Education

Highschool 2007-2017

• I found out I'm not nerdy enough to play DnD but not cool enough to go clubbing
• My highschool bully now works at McDonald (Srsly xD)

University Undergrad: Engineering Tech 2018-Present

• 50% Applied Physics, 50% Maths, 100% confusing
• I have given up hope on humanity
• What's the difference between a doctor and an engineer? A doctor kills people one at a time.

Interests

• Gaming: ...and its 5 a.m.
• Animu: I do not own a body pillow
• Piano: Basically descendent to Beethoven
• Guitar: Oww..my weak fragile piano fingers
• Crocheting: me watching youtube videos: wait..what
• Books: 50 shades of Stephen King
• Painting: THIS IS NOT A HAPPY LITTLE MISTAKE
• Exercising: Whats really the point of runny in place or climbing a wall just to jump down again
• Cooking: ...Fuck...take out it is...

Awards

• Runner up on "Best Son 2014 for not bringing shame to the family"

• 1st Place on "How the hell do you play so much video games and still pass"

• In these housing crisis I managed to keep my independence and not get kicked out of my apartment.

Languages spoken

• English: proficient
• Italian: proficient ; can sing romantic poems to you
• Urdu: proficient
• German: can tell your parents how much ich liebe dich
• Spanish: The first line in Despacito
• French: Limited to Hello, My name is ____, where is the bathroom
  

References

• Mom: She'll be lucky to have my moon pie.
• Best friend: He is one of the best one out there.
• Ex-Best friend: You're gonna die single.

Pictures available on request