Let's start here: I suck at this. I'm now 30 years old, and I've yet to have my first girlfriend. It's really not for lack of trying, as I've been at this for years. I'm dead tired of failures and silence, but life is a struggle, so I'll keep on struggling.

I'm hoping that I might finally find that one girl out of all the rest; I'm looking for someone to share my life with. I want to make memories together, joke and tease and laugh, fuck, share good and bad times, and be there for each other when we're at our worst. I need that in my life, and I want to give that to someone else as well.

I want someone to experience all life has to offer together.

Right, the kind of girl I like then. Let's see where do I start... I have a weak spot for slightly shy girls. I like confidence too, of course, but there's just something cute and irresistible about someone opening up especially to you. I dig someone who doesn't give a fuck what others think. That's probably why I've always really liked alternatives, goths and tomboys. And I definitely have a thing for girls with short hair! And I'm talking proper short, like a pixie cut. So, of you have or would like to have short hair, give me a shot :)

I have a bit of a dominant side, and I highly appreciate someone with a sexually submissive and kinky side. I don't want that to dominate of entire relationship though, and I want usb to both trust and tease eachother.

Of course, you do not have to be everything I mentioned above. Even I don't know exactly what kind of person I'm looking for, and hey, maybe you can bring something new to my table :)

Still here? Great, let me tell you a little about myself then. I'm a fairly average danish guy; gamer, atheist, programmer, and nerd. I play D&D, I've DM'ed one campaign, and I'm working on my next one (I'd love to include you in our group one day!). I play PC games with my friends. I'd love to make my own game one day. I love coffee. I love metal or epic music and more. I'm lean left, I think science is incredible, and I always enjoy learning something about our world or space. I love sci-fi, both star wars and star trek. I love to tinker and make things with programming, electronics and my 3D printer. I will drive you crazy with bad puns.

I'm also a dog person, I have my own cute dog pictures, and I'm not afraid to use them!

I struggle with social cues and can therefore be socially awkward at times and sometimes struggle to open up about myself.

Lastly, here are a couple of potential deal-breakers:

• I'm overweight. Not massively so, but I could definitely stand to work out.
• I'm primarily looking for someone in Denmark. You can be from another country, but just know that I am not moving country, nor will I ever.
• Cigarettes are gross. I don't smoke it, please don't either. Same goes for vaping. Other things we can talk about.
• I'd probably like kids someday. I'm not sure right now, but I'm gonna put it in here because it's definitely something we'd have to talk about eventually.

So give me a chance and drop me a message? Tell me something fun about yourself. Let's get a conversation started, and, with a bit of luck, maybe we'll both find something we love.

Here's a picture of me, and I appreciate it if you send one back: https://imgur.com/a/pqX0QVs