Hello! I'm Marc. I'm 25 and from the North-West of England. I've been single for 2 years now I think. Perhaps we could have a bet on when that'll change? If you guess right, you get my heart ;) What puts a bit of a spanner in the works is that I don't want children nor pets for various reasons. So this is something you have to be sure of if you want to date me. I'm honestly more interested in wild animals and plants! In case it isn't already clear, I'm only interested in a serious, monogamous relationship. No I don't want to date you while you live with your husband facepalm

I'm tall (6'2), skinny (no hiding it!), browny-blond haired, and white. You can work out the colour of me eyes by coming here and staring into them ;)

Here is me: - https://imgur.io/hw1vOLU - https://imgur.io/r8VcLpI - https://imgur.io/a/oGx44eJ - https://imgur.io/a/heJ3iZ7

When I like someone I can waffle quite a bit to them. So it's important we have some shared passions! (Else you'll end up in A&E with hearing problems.) I also suppose I know when to shut up; but it's rare like a solar eclipse. I'm not a big partying type. I can sing and dance and enjoy a small audience (lol!), but nightclubs are not my gig (huh-huh?). I'm not one for big gatherings. I prefer more intimate settings. In this vein, I 'dream' of moving to somewhere big and remotish, surrounded by lots of public land. Vast woods, hills, rivers... You get the idea. Currently though I am very fortunate to live on the edge of town, by the various woods and fields that we have. If only half of town could be flattened and replaced by trees and wildflowers... :D (Ignore the evil laugh. It is entirely coincidential.) So I guess we need a similar dream! Or at least the idea has to sound non-horrible to yer.

I have always been quite imaginative. I especially have a thing for the idea of (little) elves. So when I do read, I'm quite fond of fiction. Aye, I like reading it to people too. So roll up! Roll up! Victim wanted for storytelling session. If you're a good girl, I may let you sit on me lap ;) (If 'good girl' makes you cringe, then just focus on the lap part. Or the storytelling.)

I hope if nothing else I somehow give off a fun vibe because I like to think 'silly fun' is one of the core services Marc Inc. is capable of providing to its customers.

So, if you're interested, please send me a brief intro to yourself, name, age, location, and a few photos. Give me something to work with please so we're not wasting each other's time :)

Right. Toodlepip!