Dating at times feel like a job hunt doesn't it. So I thought it'd be fun to write it in a mock format just like a resume!

Summary

Attractive Dutch Indian (a solid 6.5/10) with exceptional ability to create awkward situations out of anything. Possesses impeccable written and verbal communication skills. Energetic for 2 hours a day usually between the hours of 12 a.m. to 2 a.m.

Experiences

Girl A: ~3 month in High School

• Hugged me and said I was cute
• Assisted her with math homework
• What I learned: I'm not gay

Girl B: ~1 year in University

• Chemistry lab partner...we sure had a lot of chemistry (Actually physics lab partner that then I can't make the joke)
• Disproved me gaming
• What I learned: I probably can't give up gaming

Girl C: ~ 2 weeks meet via Pure App

• Only slightly disappointed her eyes isn't purple irl
• What I learned: BDSM is fun and I love being a dom!

Girl D: ~6 month reddit

• Skype is actually the worst software ever
• What I learned: r4r actually worked!?

Education

University Undergrad: Engineering 2010-2014

• I found out I'm not nerdy enough to play CS but not cool enough to go clubbing
• 50% labs, 50% assignments, 100% confusing
• I went to one party then I got bored

University Professional degree: MBA Corporate Finance 2017-2019

• I can make an excel sheet about everything
• I have given up hope on humanity

Interests

• Traveling: Been to 25 countries so far
• Adventure sports: Bungee jumping, scuba, sky diving, you name it!
• Hiking: Hiked in Switzerland, Scotland, Austria and India

Now I'll pretend and add some generic ones

• Books: 50 shades of Stephen King
• Exercising: Whats really the point of running in one place or climbing a wall just to jump down again?
• Cooking: ...Fuck...take out it is...

Awards

• Runner up on "Best Son 2014 for not bringing shame to the family"
• 1st Place on "How the hell do you play so much video games and still pass"

Languages spoken

• English: proficient
• Spanish: The first line in Despacito
• French: Limited to Hello, My name is ____, where is the bathroom

References

• Mom: If he doesn't get a GF soon, I will buy one
• Best friend: Let's make a gay pact at 33
• Ex-Best friend: Let's make a gay pact at 27

Pictures available on request