That sounds like a pretty good deal, right?

Well hear me out for a second. You know those pesky internet technicians that say they'll be there sometime in the next 2 weeks while your internet is crappy or down? Yeah well, i'm one of those people! Now imagine having your personal IP technician with you 24/7! Should i get started on sending over the paperwork or do you wanna hear more of the benefits that come with dating me?

Ok ok, well, what else do i bring to the table? I've got a good sense of humor, dark, not so dark, inbetween dark and not so dark. I've got a big, loyal, loving heart. It's true! If you manage to capture it and make me fall in love with you i will be there by your side, supporting your efforts, asking about your days, being a shoulder to cry on. My love can be intense and passionate! I've been described as a latino before even though i'm the whitest guy i know so ... there you go!

I'm a gamer so i don't have time to look at other women and even if i did, i'm also a weeb who's into anime so, i'd pay more attention to big tiddy anime waifu's or, i'll have a wild night with an imaginary maid in one of my DnD campaigns. If that's not enough to capture your heart, i also play guitar, am i good at it? That i'll leave up to you.

As for my looks, i have lightbrown hair, blue eyes, wear glasses, a bit overweight but working on it, grandmothers would say i'm handsome so do with that info what you will.

What am i looking for? Someone kind, loving, honest, someone that likes to make fun of eachother but can also be a bit clingy. A guy likes being needed ya know? Preferably someone who's into gaming or anime. I honestly don't care about age, i'd rather have you living in Europe though so that if we hit it off, we can make plans to meet.

I'll send you a selfie in DM's, would love to get one too, also, properly introduce yourself. What's your name? Where are you from? How old are you? Hobbies? What are you looking for?

Thanks in advance!