It was a hot summer day. The sun was radiating its heat, empowering the trees and flowers to look super vibrant, and the river to reflect all its silvery hues.

On a hot summer day like today, I wished I was wearing shorts and slippers instead of dress pants and leather shoes. My tie was pulled down, top two shirt buttons undone. Sleeves were rolled up above my elbows. Sweat had glued my shirt to my firm chest but slightly bulging belly, but my heart was fluttering like a dove as I walked.

Because I just nailed a job offer, through a marathon of interviews!

Many people wouldn’t know how crazily difficult this year could be ... the pandemic and the slashed job market. It was hard. After many depressed months, finally I could let out a long breath. I wanted to buy myself a small souvenir for today.

In a store on the way to my subway station, I found a cute greeting card. It said, “you should fall in love with your life”, with a picture of white sand beach and blue ocean. I bought it before boarding my subway train home, wondering what to write on it for my future self.

I took a seat and looked at the card. The moment I raised my eyes, I saw a stunning girl sitting right across from me on the train. Her shiny hair flew down to her shoulders like a waterfall, a flawless complexion, intelligent eyes. She was wearing a white dress that accented a pure, willowy, sexy figure.

I took out the greeting card, and wrote on it:

“I cannot stop looking into your eyes because you are gorgeous! Look, I have been in abstinence for the past several months because it was such a difficult time for me. But today when I saw you, my sexuality was so awakened that I am like an exploding volcano... I know you are not that kind of girl, but if I may have your mercy, could you come to my apartment which is just two stops away? It will be no bullshit, just pure sex.

I probably will go as hard as I can, but don’t worry. I have a small cock that is probably shorter than the edge of this card. You won’t feel any pain even if I slam in the brutal mode. My balls may smack into your ass but your cervix is totally safe. I can guarantee you that the blowjob and the anal would be very easy if there is such a possiblity.

If all of the above sounds absurd and abrupt, I am very sorry. I know people rarely fuck on their first sight. If I may still have a chance to know you, I’d love to take you on a date. You can also know more about me by reading my reddit posts.

Again, you are gorgeous!”

Together with my name, Reddit ID, and phone number, I handed the card to you...