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The most embarrassing stoner injury
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Fellow entwives, all I can do is laugh at myself because I'm such a mess, but it hurts and I had to share with some folks who may empathize.

I just had to ask my 10yo to apply salonpas patches to my back. I'm 46, fat & out of shape, and I threw out my back. How, you ask? What could possibly be an embarrassing reason for throwing out your back?

My stupid vape was clogged and I fucking threw out my back trying to hit it. SMH. This is what I get for being lazy and not going out to the garage to use my bowl.

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Isn't it amazing how fragile we are?!

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These simple tasks are going to be our undoing!

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😂 I'm so sorry but the visual... I've tripped going up the stairs and pitched forward like that. It's terrifying in the moment but I know it looks just like in the cartoons!

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The company I work for gives us gift cards if we average 6000 steps per day each year. When we were in office 5 days a week, I was averaging 10k and couldn't fathom how people weren't earning their gift cards. It's remarkable how much working from home has changed my habits.

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Lol I also have a roller but this one requires the salonpas burn.

I am definitely going to stretch! I'm actually setting alarms to get up and do stretches during the week. A lot of this is because I work a desk job, mostly from home. I have days where I literally take less than 200 steps because I go nowhere besides my desk and the bathroom. It's bad and a change is necessary.

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Oh Lord that must have been some sneeze! Now there's something else to worry about besides peeing a little when I sneeze?

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OMG why didn't I think of that?!?! I was planning to head out to get some gummies, so I'm glad I saw your comment in time!

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It's just not fair! 😭

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Good tips! I will try that next time.

I pulled my back while getting up once.

I was like...."What the hell?"

I wasn't even stoned just had come back from a nerdy convention and had walked too much and my back just seized up so bad that I ended up crawling to the bathroom while whimpering.

I have a stupid high pain tolerance too, so that was FUN.

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It took a week of painful sitting and gentle stretching just to get back to normal.

I was 30 and outta shape...lmao.

Good luck and take it easy on that injury!

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😂 it's like tennis elbow, but for stoners!

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Aww! I've been so tired that I felt drunk, so I can just imagine! 💚

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Who among us has not been victim to a stray flame? 😂

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Ohh my goodness! I'm glad it didn't need stitches! 💚

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Oof. Those platform Crocs are so heavy, too!

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Right next to the bucket of ibuprofen! 💚

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It took a week of painful sitting and gentle stretching just to get back to normal.

I was 30 and outta shape...lmao.

Good luck and take it easy on that injury!

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Clearly I'm not not an idiot! 😭

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Ohhh nooooo!! That must have been so awkward.

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I feel like it makes sense to throw your back out coughing! But it still sucks. 💚

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Ooo that sucks! 💚 Turtlenecks for weeks!

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Dabs seem dangerous! 💚

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Oh geez... You actually made me snort, I laughed so hard! I'm sorry. 🫶

I pulled my back while getting up once.

I was like...."What the hell?"

I wasn't even stoned just had come back from a nerdy convention and had walked too much and my back just seized up so bad that I ended up crawling to the bathroom while whimpering.

I have a stupid high pain tolerance too, so that was FUN.

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It took a week of painful sitting and gentle stretching just to get back to normal.

I was 30 and outta shape...lmao.

Good luck and take it easy on that injury!

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