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Fellow entwives, all I can do is laugh at myself because I'm such a mess, but it hurts and I had to share with some folks who may empathize.
I just had to ask my 10yo to apply salonpas patches to my back. I'm 46, fat & out of shape, and I threw out my back. How, you ask? What could possibly be an embarrassing reason for throwing out your back?
My stupid vape was clogged and I fucking threw out my back trying to hit it. SMH. This is what I get for being lazy and not going out to the garage to use my bowl.
These simple tasks are going to be our undoing!
😂 I'm so sorry but the visual... I've tripped going up the stairs and pitched forward like that. It's terrifying in the moment but I know it looks just like in the cartoons!
The company I work for gives us gift cards if we average 6000 steps per day each year. When we were in office 5 days a week, I was averaging 10k and couldn't fathom how people weren't earning their gift cards. It's remarkable how much working from home has changed my habits.
Lol I also have a roller but this one requires the salonpas burn.
I am definitely going to stretch! I'm actually setting alarms to get up and do stretches during the week. A lot of this is because I work a desk job, mostly from home. I have days where I literally take less than 200 steps because I go nowhere besides my desk and the bathroom. It's bad and a change is necessary.
Oh Lord that must have been some sneeze! Now there's something else to worry about besides peeing a little when I sneeze?
OMG why didn't I think of that?!?! I was planning to head out to get some gummies, so I'm glad I saw your comment in time!
Good tips! I will try that next time.
I pulled my back while getting up once.
I was like...."What the hell?"
I wasn't even stoned just had come back from a nerdy convention and had walked too much and my back just seized up so bad that I ended up crawling to the bathroom while whimpering.
I have a stupid high pain tolerance too, so that was FUN.
It took a week of painful sitting and gentle stretching just to get back to normal.
I was 30 and outta shape...lmao.
Good luck and take it easy on that injury!
😂 it's like tennis elbow, but for stoners!
Aww! I've been so tired that I felt drunk, so I can just imagine! 💚
Who among us has not been victim to a stray flame? 😂
Ohh my goodness! I'm glad it didn't need stitches! 💚
Oof. Those platform Crocs are so heavy, too!
Right next to the bucket of ibuprofen! 💚
It took a week of painful sitting and gentle stretching just to get back to normal.
I was 30 and outta shape...lmao.
Good luck and take it easy on that injury!
Ohhh nooooo!! That must have been so awkward.
I feel like it makes sense to throw your back out coughing! But it still sucks. 💚
Ooo that sucks! 💚 Turtlenecks for weeks!
Oh geez... You actually made me snort, I laughed so hard! I'm sorry. 🫶
I pulled my back while getting up once.
I was like...."What the hell?"
I wasn't even stoned just had come back from a nerdy convention and had walked too much and my back just seized up so bad that I ended up crawling to the bathroom while whimpering.
I have a stupid high pain tolerance too, so that was FUN.
It took a week of painful sitting and gentle stretching just to get back to normal.
I was 30 and outta shape...lmao.
Good luck and take it easy on that injury!
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Isn't it amazing how fragile we are?!