English is my first language and I’m on mobile. Otherwise I’m just mega štüpįd.

So for the backstory. Before diagnosis, I used to go to this indoor water park called “Olympia”. It was always packed, but I loved it there. I was queuing for the fastest water slide. Now they have a system where someone goes down, waits for the light to go green and then they go down. The cast :

Em - amphibious land whale Ek1 and 2 - damn cretins Me - me

So I go down this slide and here shouting. Em- he will be done by now! I then hear her coming down, and I am terrified. I arrived at the bottom and she basically crushed me. That sent me to the medical room there for 10 minutes.

I then head to this one part of the wave machine which was packed. I was struggling to get out when I feel ek1 on my back.

EK1 - mummy said you deserve this! Me - kid what the fuck? I never did jackshit you wanker

The life guard notices what’s going on and chucks the rope in for me... which you should know gets pulled by the cretins. Eventually I get ahold of it and get pulled out but not without nearly having my trunks ripped in half by those EKs.

I got in the medical room again and this time I had to give the guard my details. Needless to say the entitled queef-babies got sent home. I encountered them in the changing rooms and the Em started Screaming at me. Ek1 started kicking me but EK2 just stood there looking pretty. I had enough. I was furious enough as it was because the guards thought I wasn’t well enough for the pool anymore but enough was enough. I searched my bag for any kind of stuff that would be sore in the eye. I found some shampoo. I poured it into my hand and slapped it in Ek1s eye. And hid in my changing room until guards “kindly” escorted them out. I had to get told why that was dangerous and I understand but enough was enough.