Welcome back.

Cast:

Me: potato

M: Manager

EW1

EW2

Now on with the show:

This one is a little different than most. I used to work at a chain retail store but quit to continue college. I have many stories working at this establishment but this is one of the golden ones. It was a busy afternoon and all was well. Then I noticed the Entitled Couple. The were both rather portly and were lesbian. They also had a young child with them (about 1 maybe 2) one of them grabs a cart and continues down the aisles while the other comes up to the register for a pack of batteries.

And now the fun part

After ringing up EW1 and counting out her change I notice the door being flung open and a few "What the hell?" coming from a few NPCs in the store. EW1 quickly grabbed the batteries and ran out the door. I look out to see EW2 throw the mountain of products into her shitty car and EW1 telling her "Hurry up start the fucking car" At this point I saw EW2 LITERALLY pick up the little toddler and throw him on top of the produce they stole and peeled out of the parking lot.

I called up the manager who immediately phoned police. Luckily a customer caught the license plate number of EWs car and we had camera footage of EW2 knocking things off the shelves into the cart PLUS outside footage of EW2 grabbing her toddler and throwing him in the car.

Police tracked them down. Nothing could be recovered since they broke most of what they stole. They were both arrested for theft and child endangerment. I never knew what happened to that toddler.