Sorry if the story doesn't 100% fit, but its an update to my older stories so here it goes.

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So, here I am with a new story for you all that just happened today. After all the beautiful things that happened in my First Post, Second Post and my Third Post I have been avoiding them for a while now. I recently moved in with my brother and his wife while I am figuring out my situation. Lets introduce our cast for today:

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YB = Youngest Brother

John = Married Brother (that I currently live with)

Sarah = Brother's Wife

EM = Entitled Mom

SOB = Entitled step dad

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Anyway, YB was with me basically all day just helping me get some doctors appointments done including an eye exam (So I literally couldn't see for the rest of the night since the eye drops take like 6 hours to wear off on me for some unknown reason). Anyway, while that was going on John and Sarah went to EM and SOB's house to do some laundry (we don't have a washer or dryer, but a laundromat that costs a quarter per load, but hey...save some money they thought). So they drop John off and head to the store for a few things. As they get out of the car, creeper SOB says something about how wants to smack her butt or something (not the first time he's done something creepy like that, either) She tells him off and says he better not do anything else or she'll tell John. Nothing else happens until they get to SOB's house. He immediately goes over to John and stats bragging about how one of my uncles gave them a car for free, knowing full well ours just broke. John asks if we can buy it, SOB says no...nice things are for good people, maybe if you weren't so Evil you'd get nice things too. (He's talking about how my brother is very direct, sometimes it annoys people and comes off rude) John replies something along the lines of "Really? Cause you creep on my wife and try to steal her bras sometimes unless we watch our laundry....so obviously you don't have to be THAT good."

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He loses it and demands he leaves the house, so John starts to go. On his way out he sees SOB corner Sarah, again John's wife, in the laundry room and start ragging on John about how evil he is and such...she understandably gets a little scared and John notices and rushes over and yells "Don't talk to my wife like that! Come on Sarah, we're leaving! Just leave the clothes."

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SOB rushes to the door (I imagine it looked rather comical as he weighs around 400-450 lbs, no offence to any overweight people...he's a jerk, so I can make fun of his weight, lol) and tells them "I already told you to leave, now I'm keeping you here until the cops come and arrest you for trespassing! You can't make me move without getting in trouble with the law. I dare you to try it!"

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My wonderful, ever witty brother simply says "I physically can't make you move. Maybe if you lost some weight I could"

SOB snaps...he charges after him and my brother pushes him over the couch and they book it out of there.

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2 hours latter the cops knock on our door with a bogus story of my brother chocking him out or whatever...nothing about his wife being there as a witness of course. My brother explains everything and his wife confirms it with the other officer. The cops ask if they want to press charges, they say yes. As the cops leave he says, you gotta know I didn't chock him cause (holds up his hands) I can't even wrap my hands around his fat neck! They busted up laughing.

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That was the end, or so we thought. Today we get a call from YB, who was visiting home, that both EM and SOB are going for a restraining order on John, Sarah, my other sister (Her kid was there that night, and when she picked him up she swore they'd never see their grand-kids again) and apparently me....I was a whole city away! lol

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Anyway, planning on letting it goto court so I can turn it around and get a restraining order on them for us instead...done with the bull crap.

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Update: I know it's been forever but the court case story is finally up. They kept changing the date of the case cause they couldn't be bothered to show up, to their own case...lol.