A short, comprehensive guide for the expecting....and you, the loser who's had his hot wife knocked up by a big-dicked stallion of a man. Don't worry, you won't be shamed. Well, not too much. After all, a healthy cuckold relationship requires a healthy and nurturing cuck.

1. Buy diapers....a lot of them!: you might think one small human can't produce that much poop, but you're soon gonna find out, anyway. After all, if you're the one who's gonna change the diapers of that little heavenly gift while your wife and her bull are busy playing, it's logical that you're the one buying all of them, right? Oh, and only the premium version, cucky. Your bull's offspring deserves only the best.

2. Contact your local daycare: it's never too early to start looking for the perfect preschool. You're gonna be burning wads of cash to be able to afford that place, so it's necessary you have enough time on your hands to go to work---I mean, you don't really expect your wife and her boyfriend to do that, right? Be real. Bonus: Tell each and every potential guardian, nanny and kindergarten teacher that the child you're renting a slot for is not your own. Selfless!

3. Tell everyone: friends, family, colleagues, old childhood friends, your mailwoman, everyone! Invite them over for a nice and large party where your wife can proudly showcase her round belly. Then, to their surprise, have her bull walk in and make out with your pregnant spouse, her legs wrapped around his waist. While the shocked faces of your father and boss and best friend stare at them and you, be ready to bring in the good news.

4. Massage your wife's feet: can't be stressed enough. Whether when she's gargling on her lover's fat nutsack, or during one of their cuddly naps, or when he's ramming it in deep from behind, doggy style (to protect the baby. Such a considerate man!~), be there to massage her swollen digits and whisper words of encouragement into them. Oh, but you're tired from your double shift?! Boo-boo! Should've thought twice before another man impregnated your wife, LMAO!

5. Give them time and space: in the later stages of pregnancy, a woman might feel lonely and in need of a strong companion, a rock she can lean on. Obviously, her boyfriend. Be patient and generous. Try to turn the other cheek when she's mad at you for forgetting to buy the pickles she wanted. Gift the two lovebirds an all-inclusive trip to a 5 star Hawaiin hotel where their passion shall be reignited. Volunteer to take care of the house, so that she won't have to worry. It's the considerate guys who get the girl (ready to birth him her boyfriend's baby)

6. Important: love the child! Just because it's not your DNA that's partly mixed in and growing inside your spouse's belly, doesn't mean you shall deny your paternal instincts. While his mommy and daddy shower him with hugs and kisses and gifts (that you bought) and more, you exist to provide a sense of belonging to the kid. Each day, remind yourself for whom you're doing all of this. In all aspects but the most important one, that child is yours....unless your bull states otherwise.