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The exact moment i knew i was gay emoji edition
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The 💍 exact 👏 moment I knew I was gay is 🍑 when I ' first 👁 started 🤱 watching 😬 SpongeBob. 🔥 ' I 👌 didnt 😢 know what 🌚 it , 👨 was . 🚫 👊 ❌ 🙀 🙅 ‍ ♂ ️ ‼ ️ 💯 about . 🚪 him 💌 😍 💕 👉 👌 that ' made ⏰ me 🗣 want him 🔫 so 😊 badly, ☺ ️ ☺ ️ , but every 👉 time 🍍 an episode 👉 came 👨 on 👈 🏼 my dick became 😙 🍆 rock solid. I knew 🆗 I wanted to do more than , merely 😍 🤣 😛 watch ( this 📤 2 ⃣ 📨 sponge. 🙅 I wanted 💧 8 0 💲 💵 to fuck his 🧠 tight little juicy asshole. For years, 📦 , I ' dreamed of pounding ​ him 🤕 👀 from 👉 behind 💦 🔙 and 😉 filling 💦 💦 🌊 him with my 📲 cum and 👏 watching 🔥 it drip out of 😂 his 🍆 😫 pores. 💦 However, 👨 ‍ ⚕ ️ 🖕 " no matter 🙅 🏼 ‍ ♂ ️ how 🏻 🤔 many ⚖ ⚖ times I ' choked 👏 my chicken ❤ to 📃 🅱 ️ the 👙 👄 mere 🏫 . thought 🌹 of 💰 him, my ✊ 🏻 lust for this 👏 sexy ➡ ️ succulent sea 👏 👏 sponge could 🙅 not 🍾 , be 😾 👍 satisfied. I 👨 👨 tried 🏃 everything, ' body 👏 pillows, . dolls, 📐 even 🍽 🍽 hiring 👌 🏻 😆 a 📐 prostitute 😨 to 💦 💦 dress up in 😩 😫 🍆 💦 💦 💦 a SpongeBob 👨 🏻 costume 😵 and 🤤 🐀 suck 💯 my 👨 cock. 😤 👏 Nothing 👏 was 🍆 💦 💋 good ☝ ️ enough. So, 👁 💉 I 🅱 made 🤷 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️ 😎 it 👉 😎 👈 my 👶 🤤 number   one goal to 🅱 🅱 create 😨 👉 a 🐶 hyper-realistic 🈶 🅰 ️ SpongeBob , sex doll, 👏 🏻 so my fantasies 👨 could finally be 💦 brought 💖 to 🏃 life. No longer will those who also 😞 😞 have a 💯 🙏 🙌 . unquenchable thirst for Mr. 🏔 ️ SquarePants 🙇 🏽 have to 🍆 dream of releasing their sticky 🧠 seed ? 😤 😤 😤 inside 🏃 of 👈 his 💡 anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the 🇨 🇳 real 👸 😩 , 🙋 thing. But, 👏 creating 🔚 🔜 ! this 👨 sex 🐈 🐩 🐕 ! doll would 🌹 not be 🅱 an ❌ easy task, and this 🗽 I knew. Thats ✔ why ❓ I . need 🙄 your help 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️ to 💦 fund 👍 💊 this 💦 Kickstarter. For 🍆 donating 📍 $20, you 💪 get a T-shirt 💩 that 🤔 🤔 says 👈 Im gay 😃 for 💦 SpongeBob ' SquarePants. 👋 👋 For 👀 $40, you ✨ get 👌 the . 📰 🗞 shirt 🧀 and 🅱 👐 a 🖕 🖕 🖕 👳 🏻 👦 🏽 👦 🏾 👦 🏿 coffee ̴ cup decorated ’ with 1 ️ ⃣ the 💇 💺 finest 📥 SpongeBob rule 34. : For 🍆 🏽 $60, 😫 😫 , you ' get SpongeBob 😩 anal ' beads. For 💭 $100, 🍆 you ? get ⛏ ️ a SpongeBob fleshlight 🗣 👤 👥 that 👆 you ' can 🤴 🏾 🤴 🏾 🤴 🏾 jizz in 💁 or whatever, ( / plus all the ➡ other shit. Anything 👿 🙅 less than ➖ $20, 👁 and 💓 💓 Ill ꓄ ) 😎 just cum 🍆 in 🧠 a , shoe ( . 1 ) box 👏 and 🍑 mail it 🙅 to 🎮 🔚 your door, ✋ because 🤤 fuck 😕 😕 . you 😓 I 😭 . dont , 💕 need 🗣 your 💦 peasant change. I would ' like to make the world 👏 a better place 👏 with 👏 this 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 . SpongeBob sex ' doll, 😘 because I believe 🗯 that everyone deserves ⚰ ️ the right to stick their 😏 dick in 🇪 🇬 a , fictional 🍯 sponge , from 😱 a 😝 kids 👅 👄 show.

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