Seeing as EastEnders has been stolen from us on Fridays maybe we could come up with some silly nonsense for a laugh. Sorry if this isn't allowed here can be deleted if you want.

Can be as stupid as you want. No rules.

Nish has his hands full when Suki turns up the heat with opening a rival cafe that undercuts everything on his menu by 1p per item.

Phil wants in on Sharons new business to open up a new leisure centre but Sharon isn't impressed after catching Phil taking a shit in her new Office Toilet.

Meanwhile Denise has accepted her fate and is content to live with Keanu's Spectre but is having second faults after he won't shut up about Abu Dhabi and being a good father.

Stacy and Big Man Jack who has legally changed his name are still having it off and she decides to surprise him with a day out to Margate, not so big now are we Jack?

Market Drama overload as Martin decides to pack up the fruit and veg stall and decides to rejoin the gang from his youth. Zack tries to talk him out of it but is jumped and tagged by Martin's gang which also includes Sonia and Marie from the Cafe.

Almost ten years later and Tanya returns to the square to get answers once and for all!!

How is Adam?