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How To: Mountain (OOC/Mixed)
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ok so after wondering the magics of the steam library I found a game for a dollar. or well 99 cents. and thought to my self. "I wonder what this is? I have heard about it but no where does it say what it is. Mountain.... upon inspection of the Review page I saw plenty of amazing reviews

here is a few of them:

"Mountain breaks the mold of video games"

"Nothing You Do Matters in This Game, But You’ll Still Obsess Over It."

"This game is-- This game makes me feel like nothing else has before. It's a surreal experience in how you never stop learning new things about this mysterious mountain lost in a black void... The way you feel when you start the game for the first time, and you have to do those silly drawings and you have no clue of the implications of them later on. How curious you are at first dawn, when the mountain speaks to you for the first time. When you figure out which keys do what, and why. How satisfying it is to have you first piece of debris hit your mountain."

"Played mountain and it told me there's more to life. Sold my PC and now I'm a monk on a real mountain. 9/10"

"It's not Call of Duty 11/10"

"YOU PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU WILL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

THIS GAME IS THE MOST ACTION PACKED EXPLOSION OF EXTREME DANGER AND EXCITEMENT

IT IS RIVALED ONLY BY DEATH ITSELF"

And that is only a few reviews recently topping the list. there are more and I highly recommend reading them. but I will go on:

I then bought the game and waited a whole 15 seconds as it downloaded, all the while questioning myself as to what exactly my $0.99 has earned me. Upon starting the game up, I found out the mystery that is Mountain.

You become a mountain. The mountain becomes you. You are god. The mountain remains a mountain. As you play, you have no control over what happens besides the will of a god. You protect mountain as it gives an opinion of the day. The night brings peace and happiness with fireflies lighting up the dark. Then all of a sudden, a traffic cone of all things comes flying through space and crashes right into mountain. Your mountain. You become very confused, think "this'd look great on top of the mountain", figure how to do exactly that and then cry as you accidently cause it to fly back off into space, never to be seen again. You regret everything. You learn that even god cannot extend the lifespan of that traffic cone.

This. This is mountain. I felt this appropriate to post here because we are the dwarven district the district with a mountain. and the district of the caves

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