So there I was, getting my newly arrived queen's living quarters situated, when one of my resident goblins decided to get blind drunk and start a fight in the tavern. "No big deal!" I thought, a friendly tavern brawl is good for my doctors, get them some training.

But then, for whatever reason, it became a Dwarf Wrestling 'Entertainment' SMACKDOWN. Almost half of my 206 population fortress dogpiled into the bar and beat the life out of each other. I watched a dwarf grandpa smack the actual life out of a dwarven baby and throw it down a flight of stairs. I watched the goblin perpetrator flail around like a drunken Beyblade opening everyone's arteries.

When the dust settled, I lost almost 37 citizens because 1 goblin got drunk and thought spinning would be a cool trick.

TL;DR: I had some FUN at the bar!