Hey pretty girl!

I made a list of all reasons why we should go out and hook up.

I am looking for a long-term encounter not a onetime thing. I am very respectful, polite and know my boundaries so I am sure I will make you comfortable.

About me: 6'0 (185cm), Arab (not local), nice smile, gentle and friendly. Clean and STI-free. Can host.

About you: Single, decent and kind lady.

69 reasons to go out with me:

1. You get free food forever.
2. I'm skilled at eating spaghetti without staining my shirt.
3. I'm not an alien plotting world domination.
4. I don't forget where I parked my car at Dubai mall.
5. I know the best Karak place in Dubai.
6. I'm attentive and a great listener.
7. Dating me is way more enjoyable than wasting time on Reddit.
8. Cats approve of me.
9. Dogs like me too.
10. You might find dating me surprisingly fun!
11. I have a very soothing voice.
12. I'm available to date you, unlike Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise.
13. My shoelaces are always tied.
14. Cuddles are on the menu upon request.
15. I am drug and disease fee.
16. I am super hygienic.
17. I don't cry over spilled milk.
18. I've never locked myself out of a car.
19. But I forget my parked car turned on.
20. Get to know a genuinely nice person.
21. Would you want to miss out on your one chance to date me?
22. I make-way driving on the left lane.
23. I believe your potential.
24. I am an avid reader.
25. Unlike Van Gogh, I still have my ears.
26. Fluent in six languages: English, Arabic, Javascript, C , Java, Python.
27. You'll always wonder what you're missing without me.
28. I'm not hard on the eyes.
29. I was an athlete before I lost the body.
30. Daily baths are part of my routine.
31. I'm house-trained.
32. Don't judge a book by its cover—get to know me.
33. No werewolf transformations during full moons.
34. I'm straight, guaranteed.
35. I am easy going.
36. I don't mock people out of the blue.
37. But I make fun at random things.
38. I have a teddy bear you can hug while sleeping.
39. Dumbledore says there's a time for everything, including dating me.
40. A dose of my lame jokes will spice up your life.
41. I excel at making lists and plans, that don't always get done.
42. I'm probably more fun in person than online.
43. I'm know how to eat curry.
44. No juvenile "pet names" for body parts from me.
45. I'm self-sufficient—I do my own laundry.
46. Still intact—no decapitations so far.
47. My magic sphere says you'll like me.
48. I never drink and drive.
49. I never drink at all, for that matter.
50. Dating me will make you happy.
51. There's no good reason not to give us a chance.
52. I'm top-notch, intelligence-wise.
53. I'll keep my focus on you, not other women.
54. Just take the leap and date me girl!
55. I'm eager to share my dreams and aspirations with you.
56. I know the difference between you, your, and you're.
57. I am familiar with all cuisine types, including yours.
58. I'm have a full-time job.
59. I check expiration dates—laban cartons included.
60. You know deep down it's the right choice.
61. We're compatible genders and species.
62. Scientifically proven to be carbon-based.
63. Never been a human sacrifice—promise.
64. Random acts of kindness are my jam.
65. I'm open and honest in relationships—sometimes too much.
66. Making you smile would make me smile too.
67. I don't think the earth is flat.
68. Prompt in responding—15 minutes or less.
69. Choose me, and let's see where it leads us.