Wait, wait before anyone starts getting their undies in a bunch, lemme explain.

Been driving a rental Sunny for just over a month now and I have realized that the Nissan Sunny in its current avatar is the equivalent of a stealth car. You in the Merc SUV deciding to change lanes from the 4th to the 3rd lane on 311, I know you couldn’t see me as I’m in stealth mode. You must have looked at your mirrors, done a shoulder check as well, but couldn’t spot me because my paint blended so well into the environment. Or you in the white Corolla, yes I’m the same size as you but then again I’m invisible, obviously you’re going to change lanes completely oblivious to my existence because as I just highlighted above, and in the words of the eternal John Cena, you can’t see me! Or you in the Patrol in the fast lane on Ittehad Road, I know you couldn’t wait for me to switch lanes and had to ride my bumper because obviously as above you couldn’t see me. Heck you kind sir in the small Picanto, my F22 equivalent Sunny wasn’t visible at all to you in your Gripen equivalent vehicle because of its stealthiness.

It’s all good kind folks of Dubai. I know my existence on the roads of Dubai is invisible to you and hence all these mishaps. I have adjusted my flight patterns to now pass over or below you as that’s the only choice I am left with without interrupting your own oblivious flight paths. Once again all due to my stealthiness.