Me and a 21 year old yagerbombed tall brunette one night stand I took home from the bar in Walcott IA when I was 23. Welp we were fucking missionary for about five minutes,until our of nowhere I couldn't push my still erect non whisky dick suffering Weiner in her anymore..... Perplexed I climb down under the blanket to get a better look and somehow some way I had pushed the sheet inside her pussy with my dick until I couldn't push anymore. So as any guy with a hard-on would I immediately started pulling it out and she had taken the blanket off to see. Let me tell you I started pulling out that sheet... And kept pulling.... And kept pulling until I made eye contact with her and said " I feel like one of them magicians pulling handkerchiefs from their sleeve!!!!!" Which I thought was fucking hilarious!!!! Sadly, she didn't appreciate that joke at all put on her clothes and left 😂 😂 😂 We never fucked again but that was one helluva good joke and worth it!!!!