I'm a 45 yr old female who was informed yesterday that I need to take a drug test by eob today. I am not clean at all, I have my medical card as it's legal here & I've got meth in my system so trying to pass without help is not an option. I have done this 3 times previously all with success (and will post my results for this one as well). First you need to find someone you know is clean, you need to make sure they don't take any prescription meds that could cause you to pop hot for example any pain pills, Valium, xanax etc. Bc if you don't have the prescription bottle with your name on it this will cause you to fail. So this is very important. Next you need to go to your local head shop and purchase one of the fake urine kits (one that has a bottle with the temperature strip on it and a hand warmer they're $20 here which is about normal price) next you will need to coordinate with your person to be able to pee for you right before you go to drug test as you will need to go immediately so it stays warm enough. I always wear 2 pair of panties usually snug fitting boy shorts and fairly tight jeans or shorts as you are going to store the bottle in your crotch (to help keep the warmth and also get inside the clinic) next obtain the urine from your donor, transfer it to the bottle with the temperature strip, stick or wrap the hand warmer to the side that doesn't hsve the temp strip on it and secure with a rubber band so that it stays around all of the bottle. Next place in between the 2 pair of panties in your crotch with the temp facing towards you (so that the urine is laying on the hand warmer). Drive to the testing lab and wait your turn. When you get into the room sit down, take out your sample and check the temperature & make sure that it is not reading too warm. This is also very important. You don't want it to be 100, bc our body temperature unless we are running a fever is not going to be 100. If it is just wait a few minutes it will cool down on its own. Then pour into the collection cup they have given you, if you're a girl make sure to wad up some toilet paper and put in the toilet to look like you actually did use the restroom (I forgot to do this the very 1st time passing this way). It's not a huge deal but you don't want to raise any suspicion. Next screw the top on, turn in your sample and wait for your passed drug test.
Like I said I've done this 3 times before and will post my results from today's test here shortly. Thanks for reading & good luck to you all!!