My teeth were falling out from all the Jenkem and duster I’d been huffing so I went to the dentist and saw the nitrous oxide tank so I right hooked the nurse in the jaw and stole the 70 lb tank but the witnesses called the cops so I put the nozzle directly on my mouth and inhaled the entire tank then I killed my fucking eagle and had 17 seizures, massive brain damage, and respiratory depression and the cops had To shoot me with their tasers but I just stood there unfazed by it as I pulled the barbs out of my skin and slapped the cops guns out of their hands with my penis and I started spinning it to deflect their bullets then I exhaled my breath of nitrous like some sort of dragon and it blew the building up and debris was everywhere and the cops had to inject fentanyl and jwh-018 into my face and I woke up in Mexico with funkytown playing which was awfully familiar and the cops fucking shot me 117.5 times in the head because I was too powerful their them and I woke up in the hospital because I actually just died from high pressure frostbite when I inhaled the nitrous and they had to give me the iron lung