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$19 order for one pineapple leads me to believe Im about to deliver to my death thanks to some shady drop-off instructions, when you my surprise I an met with a boy scout.
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So yeah, I get this offer for $19, roughly 4 miles, and one item. First thing I think is oh great it's a grocery store so it must be some expensive liquor or something incredibly heavy. I take the chance and accept. I look at the item and am pretty confused to see one pineapple. Then I look at the drop off instructions and it reads that it wants me to meet them at a cross walk in the corner of a park when the actual drop off location was at a nursing home on the other side of the park. Immediately I think I'm either going to get robbed, scammed, or someone is having a picnic and the strongest urge for pineapple.

To my surprise when I arrive it's just a bunch of boy scouts just standing around. Some kid, maybe 14, approaches my car and us like l, "uhhh doordash?" to which I reply, "yeah are you ____". He laughs and says yeah. I hand him his pineapple and am $19 richer. Idk I just thought that was the funniest thing today.

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