I recently got scammed. It got me thinking- could I automate doge escrow?
Here's how I think a transaction would work: DB (dogebuyer) and DS (dogeseller) agree to transact 200k doge for $200 USD using dogeescrowbot (Ebot) TWO GOOD SHIBES:

• DS -> Ebot: 200,000 DOGE for u/db
• Ebot -> DS: Send 200,000 to wallet XXXXXXX
• DS sends 200,000 to the wallet specified by Ebot
• Ebot -> DB: u/DS has placed 200,000 doge in escrow pending your payment
• DB->sends payment to DS
• DS->Ebot: release funds to /u/DB
• Ebot->DB: 200,000Doge available please provide wallet.
• DB->Ebot: withdraw 200000 to wallet YYYYYY
• Ebot->DS: Transaction complete

Evil Seller, Buyer is GOOD SHIBES:

• DS -> Ebot: 200,000 DOGE for u/db
• Ebot -> DS: Send 200,000 to wallet XXXXXXX
• DS sends 200,000 to the wallet specified by Ebot
• Ebot -> DB: u/DS has placed 200,000 doge in escrow pending your payment
• DB->sends payment to DS
• DS->Ebot: cancel u/DB transaction
• Ebot->DB: /u/DS is cancelling transaction reply "OK" to cancel. or "Dispute" to dispute because you sent payment.
• DB -> Ebot: dispute
• Ebot->DOGEMARKETPLACE MODS: Resolve this dispute.
• Mods contact buyer and seller for proof
• Buyer provides proof
• Mods->Ebot: Transaction approved
• Ebot->DB: 200,000 Doge from u/DS is available
• DB->Ebot: withdraw 200000 to wallet YYYYYY
• Ebot->DS: Transaction complete

Evil Buyer, Seller is GOOD SHIBE:

• DS -> Ebot: 200,000 DOGE for u/db
• Ebot -> DS: Send 200,000 to wallet XXXXXXX
• DS sends 200,000 to the wallet specified by Ebot
• Ebot -> DB: u/DS has placed 200,000 doge in escrow pending your payment
• DB->DOESN'T send payment to DS
• DS->Ebot: cancel u/DB transaction
• Ebot->DB: /u/DS is cancelling transaction reply "OK" to cancel. or "Dispute" to dispute because you sent payment.
• DB -> Ebot: dispute
• Ebot->DOGEMARKETPLACE MODS: Resolve this dispute.
• Mods contact buyer and seller for proof
• Buyer doesn't respond
• Mods->Ebot: Transaction cancelled
• Ebot->DS: 200,000 Doge available
• DS->Ebot: withdraw 200000 to wallet YYYYYY
• Ebot->DS: Transaction complete

This system sends all disputes to mods. Thoughts?