Hey Guys!! I'm struggling to buy Dogecoin anywhere. I'm starting to lose hope.

I've tried Exodus, CEX, Binance, Voyager, Kraken, Bitstamp, Blockfolio, Changelly, and countless others. I've gone through their verification processes, but it's never enough. Either my bank is never listed, or I can't deposit, or they seem to have just blocked me altogether. Even when I've successfully bought bitcoin on some sites (like CEX) but there is no feature to transfer them to your bitcoin wallet. I've been looking for somewhere, SOMEWHERE, to cash just 1 cent of dogecoin, and I can't find it. I've even installed VPNs and changed my location to Canada, Switzerland, Russia, New Zealand, India, and still nothing. It's been 7 friggin hours, and I'm utterly empty-handed. It frankly pisses me off that regular joes like me are blocked out from participating in this market by the sheer difficulty of the feat and the innumerable barriers to entry. No wonder there's a tremendous wage gap between rich and poor.

Can someone please help me figure this out? I live in California for reference. I feel hopeless :( It almost doesn't even feel worth it anymore... 7 hours down to drain... ugh. But Doge must prevail!