Sorry I'm not exactly putting this up in the proper format but I dont have time for a full essay style post so rapid fire here we go.

Rapid fire story time. Built dwarf cleric. name baldrech the bold. Start lv.2 Sluggish dungeon crawl as magic anti monster janitors. Find tree near pond. Closer inspection reveals door with iron bars across the pond. Door is open. 3 Zombies jump out of pond at party. Activate attack cleric.exe Turn undead, 2 flea, Cowards. Proceeds to pummel third into ground with help from paladin and my trusty warhammer. Rogue ties door shut. Decide to bless the rope to repel udead. Activate holy baptist reverend.wav Dm rules it as percentiles for effectiveness. Must roll my level or lower. Proceeds to roll exactly a 02 on a d100. Rope is blessed holy light.jpg Baldrech proceeds to knock out three more consecutive rolls for varying feats of dwarven power. Finish off the night by returning three shades to their eternal rest after staving off their bell of sleep( custom dm attack) TLDR: the dwarven healer is the dwarven howitzer