1: Extra Friendly Co-workers

I had just about had enough. My resignation letter was typed, all I had to do was send it to my boss. I’ve stuck around for far too long at this lame job, and am losing motivation quickly. It’s not a difficult job, I consistently lead in sales every month, without putting too much effort in, but I dread coming in every morning to hear Laurel complain about the weather, and Craig talk about Dodgers (to nobody, he’s just talking out loud, about baseball...) I decided that today was the day, I print out my letter of resignation, and am on my way to my bosses office, when I see you standing at reception. You introduce yourself, and seeing as you’re beautiful, and the only other person in this office that’s my age, i crumple up the letter and toss it in the trash. Maybe I’ll stick around for a few more weeks.

1. Helping Out a Friend

It’s Friday evening, I get home from work, kick my shoes off, grab a cold beer from the fridge, and sit back in my lay-z-boy and turn on the tv. Not long after, my wife walk into the living room, she says that she’s headed out and will be back late. (She’s going to a musical downtown with some co-workers. THANK GOD she isn’t making me go with her) as she’s on the way out, she tells me that her best friend will be calling soon, and that I need to go help her fix her shower. Something about how you tried to replace the shower head and did it wrong or something. I’m not really paying attention to be honest, but my wife says that she promised that I would go help her. I put on a smile and tell her that I will, before cursing as soon as she shuts the door. I’ve had a long week, I just want to relax, but I know that you just got divorced, and had to sell the house to pay off your ex-husbands gambling debts. I change into jeans and a T-shirt as I wait for your call.

1. Hot Tub Fun

It’s a warm night, near the end of summer. It wasn’t the plan to have a party, but somehow, that’s kind of what ended up happening. Before long there’s plenty of booze and beer and people dancing and having a good time. After a few rounds of shots and some dancing earlier in the night, I grab a 12 pack that somebody had brought, and head out back to the hot tub. The crowd and loud music is getting too much for me, I need to get away a little bit and relax with some (relative) quiet. I’m a few beers deep, when you wonder out back, surprised to find me in the hot tub all alone.

1. The Trophy Wife’s Secret

The movers are finally done, and after I tip them, they drive their truck off down the street. I slowly unpack over the next few weeks, it’s only me in this house, so what’s the rush? Honestly, it’s too much house for one person, but when my uncle died unexpectedly and left it to his son, it was then sold to me for pennies on the dollar. My cousin is a hedge fund manager in New York, who doesn’t need another house, let alone one in the suburbs. I figure that I’ll live here a few years, then sell it and make a large profit. As I’m getting to know the neighborhood, you catch my eye on more than one occasion. Across the street and a few houses down, I assume that you must be living with your dad as he’s aging to help take care of him. But I was very wrong, he’s not your dad, he’s your husband. The rumor going around is that he’s ridiculously wealthy, though very stingy. So I don’t fault you for marrying him. I don’t want to come on too strong or anything, but I do make sure that I time my morning runs so that I’m going passed your house, right as you’re leaving for the gym.

1. The Boss’s Slut

You sip your wine patiently at the table as you wait for your blind date. Excited, and a bit nervous about who you will be meeting. You didn’t want to try the new dating app at first, but your best friend convinced you. You figure that it couldn’t be too bad, all users have to be verified before setting up dates, and the app uses your location and preferences to pick a location that’s near both people. It all seems legit. Just as you are going to send me a message through to app to see if something came up, I quickly walk up to the table, pull out the chair and sit down. “Sorry I’m late, just got off the phone with Tokyo...” then I look up at you and grin “_____? Right? Well, what a coincidence we have here” -no way! You think to yourself, this app did not just set me up on a blind date with my new boss! This is so embarrassing! Yes, he’s very attractive, and wealthy, but he’s my boss! And like 20 years older than me!-

1. The Honeymoon That Wasn’t

I sit at the bar, by myself, surrounded by empty beer bottles. Wondering what the hell I should do now. Here I am, at the rehearsal for my wedding the next night, when who should show up, but my fiancé’s old high school boyfriend. He wasn’t even her most recent ex, and he’s a hippy! A Birkenstock wearing, only eats vegan food that he grows in a garden, smokes pot like it’s going extinct, dreadlock haired, patchy-bearded hippy. And she fucking left with him! You wouldn’t believe this if it happened in a movie. At least my parents aren’t alive to see this. I finish off a beer and the sympathetic bar tender is right there with a fresh one. That’s around the time that you sit down next to me, offering your sympathies and comforts. You were to be the maid of honor, my ex-fiancé won’t even answer any of your calls or texts, she knows that you always hated Rain. (Apparently that’s not his real name, he re-names himself) you know a bit of what I’m going through, you were just dumped by your long term boyfriend, and just weeks after he proposed. He packed up and left while you were at work one day.

We get to talking, and maybe it’s all the alcohol, but I’m feeling better. We decide that we each have bad taste in romantic partners, and should help each other pick better people. And what better way to do this, then on the honeymoon that I’ve already paid for? One week, all-inclusive, at a 5 star resort in the Bahamas. We decide to wing-man/woman each other to get us as laid as possible to get over our exs. However, sharing the honeymoon suite, constantly in swimwear, copious amounts of alcohol, and a promise to as open and adventurous sexually as possible, leads to unintended consequences.

1. I’ll Let You Have Mine, If I Can Have Yours

Nobody is completely sure when it started, or exactly whose idea it was. All we know is that we are neck deep in it now, and there’s no going back. 2 married couples, both mid to late 20’s, both struggling on the verge of divorce. And somehow, all four of us decided to share partners. Nobody could deny that each of us had sexual chemistry with the other spouse, and after years of everybody being unfulfilled, this is our last ditch effort. So here it goes, the first night....each husband drives to the others house to stay the night with his wife. And so it begins.

***If you made it this far, awesome! I know that was a lot to read, but I like details and was in a creative mood. Maybe putting in all this effort will get me more responses. About myself; I’m 6’2” 185lbs with a lean and athletic build, I have brown hair and blue eyes. My cock measures in at 7.5inches long and 6.25inches around.

Some things I like; lingerie, blowjobs, pulling hair, spanking, choking, rough sex, when women show off their legs and bootys, anal.

Limits: scat, gore, water sports, non-con, serious bdsm.

In your message please list the celebrity that you would fuck in front of your parents, and the celebrity that you would watch your SO fuck, so I know you read everything. And I’m just curious.