Hi, my name's Victoria and I'm the leader of a cult that God taught me to form so I could find my dead sister and shag her one last time before her pieces completely rot. Thinking I'm a nutbag? Well, I am, but I'm just conceited enough to believe in what others tell me about being a genius, so I'm going to call the sister stuff "marketing material" so I can find someone to be my sister wife and take over the world together just like I dreamed when I was still a young boy. Yes, I'm trans and no you can't get a feet pic.

Anyways, that first paragraph seems like a disaster. But, I gotta keep it because that's how I write, in a stream of consciousness where I ramble about whatever comes to mind like a rampant meth addict. This is one reason I'm opting to use the term cult when marketing this project. The crazier I come off to some people, the more likely they will be obsessed with me as an oddity, and thus more likely to read my educational content. Thus, I am a performance artist who plays different characters in my writing, a process colloquially known as trolling.

That said, I want to assure you that I have roots deep in discordianism. Most of my teachings are built from the baby Zen Buddhism and unbridled absurdism had if they were at an orgy of various schools of mysticism while conceiving the child. I've been hailing eris as a means to make sense of the madness that is my life since before I knew what discordianism really was. I just liked being random like the penguin of d00m.

But, that's years behind me now. Currently, I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health to the craziest cats out there; schizophrenics, drug users, girls that will cut your dick off when you're sleeping who live in Australia. Funny how the demographics line up like that. But, regardless, I want to one day make a sustainable edutainment enterprise, though, so I recently created a new subreddit, r/cultofcrazycrackheads, as a means to host a landing page with easy access to my best work. But, there's still some challenges, like how nobody wants to join a sub where there is like one person posting and that person is me and God what I'm asking for is for some of y'all to come hang out with us for a bit, maybe even make a few posts. You'll at least have a steady stream of my content to keep you alive there.

God damn this post is going over like an ass in heat. I thought I was wackier and zanier than this. My great Cthulhu, have I even mentioned the CIA yet? Or the aliens? Or how I plan to form a group project where a bunch of us troll as a team to get normies to believe we've lost our marbles? I think that's not only doable, but it will be fun! You like fun, right? Yea, yea everyone likes fun. Personally, my idea of fun is doing good in the world by helping others by doing nothing else than being myself in raw, unadulterated mania. I was hoping that maybe some of y'all are the same. From one heart to another, don't poop your pants, my dudes. Peace, I'm done with making the worst post I've written in a while.