The following is a pitch for the dynamic that I'm after. As with all relationships, it will only work with mutual respect and respect of boundaries, understanding, honesty, compassion, and a willingness to listen and share. Please always keep this in mind throughout our rapport, as shall I.

I'm fond of caregiving; something that meaningfully mingles compassion, connection, and eroticism. I'm seeking something on the dating or FWB spectrum, mid- to long-term, within which I can entertain myself with spoiling, fawning, protecting, uplifting, enabling hedonistic indulgence, and so on. As the title might suggest, I'm also big on my anal kink right now. I want to combine these two flavors: someone to genuinely nurture, care for, and sodomize, mid- to long- term.

I am white, 5'11, lightly beardy and (I'm told) other pleasant features, slender but I've clearly seen the inside of a gym. I’m a very successful professional, and my responses during the weekdays can be sporadic. I favor petite body types, though I’m open to others. I am ethically non-monogamous, and married; I only have the time and energy for one additional partner at a time, and I would quite like that to be you, dear reader.

Out of the bedroom, I'm fond of those with nerdy inclinations, EQ, independence, and ambition; the higher your aims, the more rewarding it is to witness and assist. Inside of it, I favor submissives, particularly service subs, and obviously, genuine butt sluts (a truly rare and precious sort, you are!). I will want to know what turns you on and lights you up, both in your privates and in your head.

If this sounds like your sort of thing, drop me a reddit PM. Tell me much about yourself, what you appreciate about the things that I have offered, and what else you might hope to make of our time together. Consider this your first instruction.