Ya the title may be a bit dirty but I guess this is the Reddit for such things. So as the title says, I’m looking for a woman that is in desperate need of a lay or if you have little to NO experience at all and want to get laid.

I can host New Year’s Day so let’s start the year off with a BANG!!!

I am open to all ladies of legal age. If you rock a Natural Bush and the twins up top are small you move to the front of the line. Of course this is just a preference so don’t feel shy to reply.

We can chat here and get to know each other and likes/dislikes in the bedroom. If we decide to meet up we can start with some kissing, touching, groping…we are getting aroused now, foreplay, oral, and then the grand finale! Whatever makes you feel comfortable. I am a chill guy so what you say goes.

As for me: White, tall, slight dad bod build, DDF, excellent personal hygiene, attractive, smaller endowment that I know how to use(sorry size queens) highly skilled tongue skills, non-judgmental. Anything else please feel free to ask.

If you are interested please describe yourself and tell me what you are looking for. Since I took the time to write a detailed post, one liners or hi what’s up replies will be ignored!!