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Suffering from the post holiday blues? End up jet lagged after too many flights this month? Maybe you had to sit through a diatribe by one of these famous Reddit âunclesâ. Before all that stress brings you down, consider getting ahead of it with the HHDD methodology today!
Itâll be my pleasure to walk you through the HHDD guidelines*: commit to wanting to have an orgasm, search for and find a local companion (preferably easy on the eyes and clever), make out for 15 min to verify chemistry, lay back and grab a handful of hair, and donât let them leave without their phone number to ensure MORE high end full body orgasms!
Height and weight are required here, so⌠this newsletters creator is 5â9 and 165lbs with a reasonable build. A well groomed beard, longer hair, and lots of ink are part of the package. You can have a look at all that in my post history.
If youâre unsure if this post is supposed to be funny or if youâve just been sold on a lifestyle change, I have a questionnaire you can use to find out!
Can host most nights, will travel 30-45 min for a good match, so the general area would be: most of CT, NY state east of the city and no further north than Newburgh, Long Island only if youâre coming up here.
*disclaimer: Heart Healthy Diving Daily (HHDD) is not a real publication and all ârecommendationsâ are solely for the purpose of getting you off
tl;dr - decent looking and possibly funny guy looking to low key flex with my mouth
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