I'm a nice Jewish girl with no plans on Christmas Day and a closed office through the new year. I'm also a major size queen. Maybe you can help me have a banging vacation?

Me: Early 30s, BBW/fat (not chubby or curvy, I’m actually fat), tattoos/piercings (ears/nose), unwaxed, vaccinated, DDF with test result proof. Think slightly alt plant lady queer librarian with big black glasses and even bigger tits. Live alone and prefer to host in central Brooklyn.

You: 22-49, vaccinated, DDF, and single (don't pretend if you're not, I can always tell). Can hold a conversation. Love BBWs/fat girls/whatever you want to call us. Seriously, the more you're into my body the better. Totally down with chubby chasers / fat fetishists / FAs / feeders. Open to all body types as long as your dick is over 7" (ideally even bigger though). And I'm talking measuring from where your balls start, not the base, don't try to fool me. I've never met a cock too big (in fact I wish most were bigger) and I have a thing for being stretched. I can probably take a pounding better than most women you'll ever meet. Got big hands too? I'd love for you to fist me.

Kinks: I'm a switchy slut with a lot of kinks who keeps herself busy with a large rotation of cuties making their way into her bed (a lot have been from Reddit tbh, hey guys). I love fucking new people and also love people who know and love that I’ve gotten around a bit. Maybe you want to hear about all the filthy shit I’ve gotten up to? I love to share. Other things I love include, but are not limited to, being worshipped (like I said, the more you love BBWs the better, and it’s rare for me that men have put my pleasure above — or even on an equal level to — theirs), free use, groups (got a friend?), breast play ( ANR / ABF), rough (but not mean) sex, being finger fucked or fisted, giving head, breeding/creampies (but I only play safe with new partners). That's just a small sampling. (Note for the subs out there: I'm into everything from GFD/mommydom to hotwifing/cuckolding to crossdressing to chastity and beyond). Hard limits are fluids beyond spit and cum, anal, pain, extreme gagging, etc. I’m also not looking for a FWB, just a one time thing (unless we like REALLY hit it off).

If you want a response, chat me (don’t DM): Your age, a little info about who you are, why you like big women, and a photo (face / torso / dick / whatever you're comfortable with). Also tell me your favorite holiday food so I know you read this whole thing.

(Sorry if we've messaged before and I dropped off, I got crazy sick with one of those non-covid viruses for a while and have been hibernating for over a month or two, also my inbox is always a mess.)

Thanks for reading. :)