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Abstract - Everyone on this page is looking for a fun discreet way to fill the longing and dissatisfaction we feel in our normal lives. Recent breakthroughs have discovered a novel mechanism for reducing this anxiety. Communication with me has been scientifically proven to bring happiness, renew vitality, and bring repeat satisfaction.
Introduction - Scientist in the Denver area seeking a like-minded woman to build a connection. I'm married, 6'1", 200 lbs, and athletic. I don't have any children (just pets), but not an issue if you do. I strength train most days so I can maintain an active lifestyle and not feel too bad about all the charcuterie and wine. I'm a bit of a foodie who loves to try new food and learn about wine. I try to spend my free time out hiking, biking, skiing, and enjoying nature. I also know how to relax with a good book, tv binge, or video games. I'm an avid dog petter.
Results - Clinical studies have revealed the following benefits from talking and spending time with me. Increased likelihood to be excited and smile while checking your phone, increase in heart rate, feelings of butterflies, more laughter, and repeated pleasure with extreme euphoria.
Conclusion - Past studies have shown that messaging me will result in overall quality of life improvements. Further research is necessary to confirm these effects on a pAP.
Hope to experiment with you soon.
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