Happy holidays everyone! Hope you all been well and aren’t stressing getting presents or dealing with the family. So why not unwind for awhile and have yourself a jolly golly Christmas with some home made egg nog and get double the attention.

We are two grinches that don’t steal presents but will steal your MFM virginity if you a first timer and not only will our hearts grow but we got another body part that will grow when it’s wrapped in something warm and lovely. We are both 34 years old, drug and disease free, easy going guys, respectful yet highly kinky, experienced in MFM. We have Santa bodies, well not that big but you know dad bods cause we like cookies. We are two different heights at 6’1 and 5’5 so like a regular elf and a Will Ferrel elf.

You are a gal who is looking to add some extra Christmas cheer to her holidays. We are open to various races, ethnicities, ages 18-58 are welcome but tend to prefer mid 20s. We are open to most body types and if you cool with one short and one tall dude, then you are our type of gal. And if you doing this on the side, we can keep a secret. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is cool and so is drinking but not required at all. Please be a cool open minded gal looking for fun.

Obviously safety is first. So we tend to meet up in a hotel room, since it’s a neutral location for all parties. We also like to voice verify over phone or apps, before we exchange pics. We are also comfortable with meeting up in public for a drink or just to converse before we head to the North Pole for some adult fun. Note that it may take a bit for this to happen or it can happen within a few hours, we are all adults and have our own thing going on.

So happy holidays! Hope your well so far and remember to take it easy and be safe out there. We hope our ad may catch an eye or two but if not, wish you all the best on whatever it is you seek. Feliz Navidad you filthy animals.