About me: 36, sarcastic, submissive, laughs at the most inappropriate times, fat, white, dark sense of humour. Open minded with some key sexual interests. More on that later.

About you: be at least 30 , dominant, a sense of humour, unique.

If all you can bring to the table is some ramble along the lines of "I've got x number of years in the lifestyle let me be your Dom" been there done that. It's boring. Tell me something different. Tell me why your socks didn't match today or what the lastest alien conspiracy theory is. Pique my interest.

If you're still reading this is a good sign.

I'm looking for a friend, a partner. A person to share my day to day thoughts with. Someone to build trust with, someone that I have a rapport with naturally. These are important things to me. These are the strong foundations that will allow us to level up to becoming some sort of Dom sub dynamic. I'm pretty open to exactly what kind of dynamic this develops into. But some key interests of mine that I wish to incorporate:

Tasks. Routines. Structure. Little bits at a time that can eventually round out into a nice daily routine. I want to please you. I want to be the center of your attention and I will work my ass off for that praise.

I crave giving up control and being made to feel like a toy for my partner. Being controlled, dominated, degraded, broken. But then at the end of the day, I am still a person and I will still need that assurance that I've done a good job that I've been a good girl. Don't just fuck me up mentally and leave me hanging. But please fuck me up.

Kinky shit: spankings, degradation, object insertions, stretching, bondage, bruises, orgasm control, bladder control, wardrobe control, butt plugs, toys, name calling.

Hard limits; no blood no scat no minors no animals. Nothing that could land me in jail.

Bonus points to you for the following; - beard - loves to be called Daddy - an open minded person - can make me laugh

If you've made it this far. Thank you. If want to respond, please put some effort into it. I will happily reply with as much effort as I get from you.

Have a fabulous day Reddit folks