There's the obvious I-give-you-get nature of sexual exchanges on Reddit that for the past few weeks I have found to be extremely boring. I am the farthest thing from titillated, rather sort of cynically turning my nose down at those who dare think that a mere "hey" is enough to garner any sort of attention from me. The prompts that I have put out before, my own interests or a vague hypothetical scenario, gets absolute brain-dead mongrels waggling their flaccid cocks at me and imagining that my wit will do anything for them that just an average bimbo could: stimulate them.

For those who approach me with such lukewarm introductory sentences; seriously, what the fuck? Do you think this is cute? Do you think this is any sort of warranted, like your idiocy is supposed to make up for the shriveled cock between your legs? You're a fucking fool. I don't owe you shit. In fact, if you could maybe make yourself interesting instead of the sum of your parts and prove to me that you're both worth my time and worth my effort, then sure. Maybe I'll like you. So far, I've been not only disgusted and offended by the lack of attention those who have been messaging have been regarding this message, but I have become slightly jaded. I guarantee nothing you can say will surprise me substantially.

This is a post for men or women who are not interested in the straightforward dopamine hit. This is for those who are willing to dig a bit, explore, and do what communication is functionally meant to do and that is exchange ideas. I am so fucking tired of giving myself away, of opening up to people, only to be addressed with mediocrity and disappointed and sometimes even feeling hopeless on the state of humanity that lurks on this unsavory subreddit. Could I be looking for you, perhaps, in a cleaner sub, with higher standards? Yeah.

But... If I did that, I wouldn't be able to be so unsavory. I'd have to watch my tone, and abide by the quietly enforced model of normalcy in that one-sided exchange. I wanna fight you for it, make it worth your time as well as mine. I myself am not a submissive, but I certainly won't try to dominate you... Unless you make it obvious there's something in you that needs tamed, addressed, perhaps punished. I love dominating intellectually, however, so as much as the uninteresting posts bore me and deprave me of MY stimulation, they're entertaining in a sort of wimpy way.

Me: I'm an artist (musical and visual) and I love lifting. There's more to me than that, so don't worry.

What's something you regret?