Hello there!

Come sit by my bonfire, refill your estus/blood vials/crimson flask, exhaust the dialogue options to receive a hidden quest, lore tidbits, fall in love and unlock the hidden romance scene

Have YOU always wanted someone who would:

• Take you to party?

• Buy you the fanciest, most expensive stuff?

• Not bitch about the lack of agility and coordination of random people in a supermarket?

• Eat Brussels sprouts?

Well, you'll get none of that here

I present you: M E

I'm a sarcastic, flirty, cheeky, always energetic and cheerful, probably hyperactive yet lazy geek guy who doesn't really shy away from anything and loves coffee, tea, naps, pizza, gaming, science fiction, music, marbles, movies, graphite, lights, skipping work, alt/goth girls with piercings and tattoos, broccoli, the sourest candy you can think of and I'm a firm believer that the Empire are the good guys and the rebellion is a bunch of terrorists aiming to disrupt order and peace in the galaxy. I say what's on my mind all the time whether that is good or bad so if you had enough of people lying or masquerading/acting as someone else they're actually not, you can rest easy. I prefer painful honesty because that is the only real way to actually get to know someone.

I'm not a fan of indecisiveness, illogical choices, politics, religion, history, kids, when someone is inarticulate, someone being too serious, when someone does something they don't actually want to do but they are too nice to say no, Hungarian everything really except food and the landscape, having to wake up at 4am for work, clumsiness.

Send me a message if you want someone you can chat/talk to for hours, someone you can spam memes to, video game and movie references/recommendations, the shiny loot you got, the fancy dress you bought, the cool pictures of screenshots you made, the stupid shit your coworker did, the thing you are super excited for.

I'll be genuinely interested in your days, your hobbies, your feelings, as long as you can communicate with more than 3 words per sentence, you're honest, and you can actually show the same interest towards me.

I'm a big fan of being equal in everything. Conversations are not interrogations and are dependent on both present parties, so put some effort into it :)

[Shock him] - A very common Sith inquisitor dialogue option

Angry TIE fighter roar