I'm 6'2, 384, 6 inches, and bored as fuck. I'm looking for a lover not a quickie, so for all you incel, wannabe straight, simps, find another leg to hump. If you haven't got the hint, I'm not looking for any bullshit, nor am I interested in what you consider "enough." I wanna fuck, love, and chill and if you require an explanation don't even bother hitting me up. I can't host or drive, but if you're not far I don't mind walking, otherwise I'd prolly need a ride. If you're old enough to be my dad, then I have one word. Nope. To prevent any confusion and the wasting of my time, I'm hairy af, I ain't smooth, nor am I a cd, or any of that bullshit, however, my name is Marceline so not all hope is lost, though if there was anything that you hoping in regards to the aforementioned, that's another red flag for me. I'm verse but I prefer bottoming, so pick your poison. Now that you know the essentials, feel free to hmu, but don't start with a "hey" or "I feel you bruh, these guys on here be acting out of pocket" just start with something simple, but actually conversation-worthy, and if I feel ya I feel ya, and if I don't, too bad.
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