Now that I've lured you into my post because of your love of alliteration, I can further charm you into owning my ass. Wait. What? That escalated quickly!
We both know it's a low probability thing to find the perfect fit, but I decided to throw out a hail mary message because there's all kinds of low probability events materializing these days.And hopefully, I won't have to say any more hail mary's because my future prayers, praises, and worshipping will be done to you <3.
Although, if your name is Mary we can stick with what worked and I'll mutter it muffled with my mouth jammed into whatever body part you drag and gently jam my face into. I would imagine the first thing women think when reading messages in their bombarded and battered inbox is: what kind of freaky internet pervert is this guy? And, I deeply regret to say, not much of one. But, perhaps you could unleash that side of me, by ummm leashing me?
I've always felt that women have the most sexual depth, and I think being immersed into those secret unknown depths is actually pretty healthy and awesome, and most guys would actually love it.
The girls that adore me are smart, open minded, and like cute, nerdy, tall, skinny guys with a great wit and warm personality. I'm a strong believer in quality over quantity, and if it's worth doing once it's worth doing many times.
Send me a message even if you just want to scare me with pics of your strap on.
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