Alright reddit, ready for my business idea: What if... you combined the best parts of AirBnb, Tinder, and this subreddit? Now, I know what you're probably thinking: "What good parts??" Fair enough, probably not the best marketing strategy...

Let me pitch it a different way.

Traveling to a new city is 10x more fun when you have a travel companion, but 100x more fun when you have a host—someone to take you to the good spots, steer you clear of the tourist traps, and maybe even invite you ("a friend from university") out with their friends. Now, let's imagine that this cool attractive host didn't just help you explore the city, but also your kinks? Assuming that includes complimentary lodging, it almost sounds too good to be true!

The key here is reciprocation (no, not that kind of reciprocation you pervs). Simply: I host you, then you host me (or vice versa). And just like that, we get 2 trips for the price of none!

Now, before you invest, let me share a bit about the founder (yours truly). I'm 30, male (he/him), fit, average height, well-educated, great head of hair, and eyelashes that you ladies will hate me for (happy to verify). More importantly, I'm a chill extrovert that you would never expect to be frequenting an anonymous online personals page for kinky people. I'm in love with my job (I believe it will truly change the world), play more sports than my body can handle, and love talking about anything except politics. I'm a recent expat from the US to London, thus why I'm looking for excuses to travel.

Your next question should be, "What would a London itinerary look like when I visit?" While it can be somewhat tailored to your interests, be prepared for some extremely authentic pub hang outs. Museums, park walks, and shows on the West End are all possibilities. On the less touristy side, I recently found a kick-ass speakeasy under a suit store; the comedy scene here is pretty great; and you won't believe how good the vegan Chinese restaurant near me is until you try it! I've also dabbled in some of the "scene" here, and would be happy to attend an event together.

Honestly, at this point, your main concern ought to be whether you'll be able to show me this good of a time when I come visit you.

Clearly, there are plenty of logistical and safety considerations involved here. Of course there will be plenty of mutual due diligence before committing to this, and both parties should have contingencies in place in case the chemistry still doesn't pan out when we finally meet. For me, having an unplanned solo weekend in a cool city is a pretty good worst-case-scenario. If that's not the case for you, it probably isn't worth the risk.

You'll notice I didn't dwell much on kinks in this post (don't worry, they're there). While finding someone with matching sexual preferences would be ideal, I also chose to post in this community since people here tend to be more open-minded to new experiences (sex or otherwise). I'd much prefer to start by establishing some mutual attraction to each other's anatomies, personalities, and cities. To add some detail to that, I would prefer HWP women roughly 24-34 y/o. More importantly, I get along best with women who are honest communicators, spontaneous, and curious (fortunately, I think this arrangement will be pretty good at self-selecting).

So...is it just crazy enough to work?