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42 [M4R] East Coast/online - Detailed, Honest and Professional Boob Assessments and Ratings
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AspiringAsparagus22 is a male age 42 looking for a redditor
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Are you looking for a thorough, detailed and completely private assessment and rating of your boobs? You have come to the right place.

Unlike others who simply give numerical ratings or who think every pair is a "10", I will give detailed and thorough assessments on six distinct criteria: size, shape/firmness, positioning, complexion, areola/nipples and honesty (more on that below). I'll rate each attribute out of ten, then provide a final score out of 60 for a *definitive* rating of how good a pair they are.

I pride myself on the detail, thoroughness and brutal honesty of my reviews. If I like what I see, I will say so, and explain why. However, I will also be blunt and direct in pointing out any perceived flaws and things I do not like. This is criteria I use: https://www.reddit.com/r/fortyfivefiftyfive/comments/ark20j/this\_should\_be\_a\_sticky/

One of the things I rate on is "honesty"--that is, how do you present your boobs to the world, and how does it match up with what really lies underneath? So, in addition to as many topless photos as you are able to share, I will also request several non-topless pictures to get a sense of how you look when you're dressed and/or in a bikini.

If the idea of a stranger closely scrutinizing and commenting on every aspect of your boobs is appealing, then please reach out. Kik is strongly preferred (check my bio) - I will not do this over chat or DM, though you may ask me questions here.

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