I want all of it. Everything I can’t get at home, and plenty that I can. I’m just so fucking insatiable.

Mostly, I want to build a DDlg dynamic, in and out of the bedroom, with an adorable, precocious, high-libido, middle sub. Inexperience is OK, but enthusiasm for DDlg is a must. Pinned post in my profile has all the rest of my kinks.

I want to wake up, so excited to hear from you. I want to think about you when I’m vanilla-fucking her, every month or so. I want to struggle to stop talking with you and just go the fuck to sleep already. I’m not looking to leave what I’ve got for you, but I sure as hell want to be tempted, or at least be made to dream about it. I want to be proud of you and all your accomplishments. I want to be mad at your haters. I want to be nervously thrilled to meet you.

More than anything, I need to be needed again, all of me, and I need to need you, too.

Ideally, I’m looking for something long term, but I’m cautiously open to getting mixed up in something more NSA and fleeting, for the right fit. Building alibis for trysts takes some time, so expect a good deal of chatting before ever meeting. I know how sneaking goes and won’t expect daily contact, but I’m here to find the attention I’m missing, so some heads-up on longer unavailabilities are pretty important.

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I’m a cishet, sweet, nerdy, lefty, goofy, pretentious, hedonistic, earnest, oversharing, softish Daddy Dom. I’m 5’10”, white, bearded and balding, with a sturdy, husky dadbod. Just maxing out the dadvibe, without any actual little ones. 420 friendly and I dabble in the occasional psychedelic, but otherwise DDF. COVID vaxxed and Omicron boosted. Annoyingly paranoid at first, and committed to maintaining good OPSEC.

You’re idiosyncratic, and also aching for more. You don’t have to be attached, though that helps a lot, but you sure as shit need to be discreet. Similarly cis, DDF and fully vaxxed, any height, any ethnicity, born in the 80s or younger (18 , obvi), and most body types besides SSBBW. Fat is fine (as in, “damn fine”), chubby is perfect, smaller is fun. But it’s all subjective, so shoot your shot! If you’re real tall, real short, real nerdy, you’ve got braces or you come from a repressed religious background, I definitely want to hear from you. Dissatisfied moms and eager homewreckers cut to the front of the line.

Thanks for reading!

P.S. No, I do not want your Snap or your KiK. If we’re gonna make it onto another platform, it’ll be Telegram, and only after we’ve vibed a good bit.

P.P.S. In case you haven’t read up until now, yes, I am very much looking for an affair here. For reals. Not even a little kidding.