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27 [M4F] #Chicago - Walks into your apartment. Furiously masturbates. Refuses to elaborate further. Leaves.
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DidUTurnTheFanOff is a male age 27 looking for a female in Chicago, IL
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Well hi there! I'd like to beat the bishop in front of a live studio audience. My idea is that we meet up at a bar/cafe, determine if either of us is a serial killer, and if we're not, we go back to your place (I can't host) and I fiddle my joystick til it's game over. You don't take your clothes off or touch me, but I would appreciate your undivided attention (no glancing over while you look at your phone or suchlike). I can bring a condom for some no-mess success!

I admit this is a very barebones (bare boner, hah) and one-sided scenario, so if you're interested please DM me with ideas to make this enjoyable for both of us. Let's get the balls rolling!

I'm 5'7", kinda thin, and Indy 4 > Indy 3, fite me.

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