You got the Jackass theme intro playing in your head? Ok, good. I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome Jackass, where you’ll be laughed at, called a dumbass and made to do gross, humiliating stunts along the line of pissing your pants in public, sucking stranger’s cocks in random dive bar bathrooms, posing with body writing on 4chan and inserting weird objects in every orifice for the delight and amusement of myself and others. Piss drinking, puking on cocks, being a footstool and huffing farts is the kind of shit you live for and will be indulged in enthusiastically. But you’ll be my bro too, I’ve got your back and I’ll make sure nothing too and happens to you and if it does, I’ll be there to bail you out of jail.
Would prefer someone local to NYC or open to moving here (it’s a fun as fuck place to live) but open to remote while we get to be bros. I realize it’s a lot to ask for but who gives a fuck, I know what I want and so do you! Come and be a dumbass for Johnny!
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