(Adults only, also all characters in the story are 18 )

I'm am 30, extremely easy-going and laid-back. But I do have a naughty controlling and dominant side as well. I am extremely nerdy, everything from video games and tabletop RPG's.  What am I looking for? Someone who is tired of "normal" someone who longs for the impossible and even the cartoony. someone Who is willing to be trained and molded.

This is a little story I wrote, if you don't find it interesting/arousing you probably won't like my…"Unique" tastes.

It's early Saturday morning, you're up watching cartoons like you used to do, when suddenly you see it. Whinnie the Pooh. And what's more it's that episode with the Heffalumps and Woozles. The one that made you feel all funny when you were younger, you don't know why but they're crazy antics always made you… Aroused? As he watch you can't help but touch yourself down there… You can't help yourself. There's just something so…alluring.

When suddenly it happens. As if in a dream you see them, coming from everywhere and nowhere. Technicolor elephants and weasels. Maybe if you had your wits about you you could've run away, but you don't. Young tiny Heffalumps with balls almost as big as their body bouncing with every step. Woozle Women with stick figure frames and assets so Extreme that even porn stars would say they are overdoing it. Every conceivable shape and size, and they're crowding around you, pinning your arms and legs to the ground.

You are unable to move at all, a rainbow of bazaar sex all around you. Then one of the smallest Heffalumps walks up to you, It smiles at you, a mischievous smile as all of the other creatures grab at your clothes and quickly strip you naked. Each one staring at your uncovered body giggling and poking. and then you feel its trunk snake between your legs and...! Before you can protest it begins to blow. The feeling is indescribable. Imagine a colossal orgasm going in reverse. More pleasure and pressure building along with you! Slowly your body grows rounder, and rounder. Your arms and legs and even your head slowly sinking into your body. You are getting massive. Your entire body a giant toy balloon for them to play with. Huge erections pressing into your bloated sides feel like pins prickling against a balloon. Colossal breasts butts and balls rubbing all over your taught skin. Just when you think you can't take anymore they go for the finale. As you struggle hopelessly against them you see one of them marching a cartoonishly large stick of dynamite passed your head down towards your. Oh... That fire hydrant sized cylinder would never normally fit in your favorite hole, but nothing about this was normal. You almost cream yourself then and there as you open wide to except it, both willingly and unwillingly simultaneously, but the dynamite keeps it forced in causing your pressure to build even more. A match is struck, diffuse lit as you can almost see it creep up towards the dynamite through your semi transparent body. They are running for cover now, some trying to get away other stepping back slightly and plugging their ears and clapping their eyes shut, or giving you wicked looks and Grins. Your entire body is vibrating as the fuse gets dangerously close. You can feel an orgasm bigger and more powerful than human comprehension building, and building, and building… Your eyes go wide your mouth stretches in the silent scream as the fuse reaches the dynamite and…

I only want a special someone who finds this and its unique brand of weirdness sexy, or someone who is willing to be trained and molded into absolutely loving things like this…

Likes: all types of inflation, breast, butt, cock, balls. Popping, orgasm denial, teasing/humiliation, transformations, Impossible sizes, cartoons, Furrys, Cock fucking/urethra insertion, impossible actions/surrealism (stuff that's not possible in real life.) voice chat