Let's face it, the toughest part of Rona hasn't been the career stagnation or the scary mortality rates, it's the fact you haven't gotten laid in some time. Or rather, no one has touched you even...

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I'm not suggesting you always had hookups, but the option was always there at least. It's not really fair. These are your wild years, and two of them were robbed of you. Can you even get them back being this out of practice?

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I reckon you feel frustrated. Waking up each day and going to bed like this; yearning. Do you take your anger out on the people around you? When you know it's not their fault but you can't help it. Or do you just see yourself starring into space with a sudden lewd flash before your eyes only to find your own hands wandering across your body? You are kinda losing control, huh?

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You have need. I bet you're not even sure how to get hit on these days, you'll just stumble over your words or something. You'd come across as cold as dismissive despite the fact you really want it, bad. One can almost see you stomping your foot and biting your lip as the flirty guy moves on, thinking you just rejected him.

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Tell me something... Has that older neighbour who's always been a creep become very appealing? I bet you like the idea of just giving him this one...

Or maybe that thirsty guy in your dms from a few years ago is suddenly been burning a hole in your pocket?

This isn't you! The whole world is a clenched fist against you right now, and you just cant deal with it. You know i'm right.

Besides, Tinder is a bit much innit? That whole swipe right thing and play out the game, I don't care what people say, it's exhausting! Even if it's a short hook-up.

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It's overdue, and you need dick. To get satisfied. You need that glow back. I'm not wrong, am i? Go on, deny it. I want you to get pissed off and tell me how all this isn't true. Or are your fingers shaking ready to admit to it all. Everything i said was true.

Admit it, you were just about to drop a line to that guy who in primary school was a dork but has become a total ugly duckling. You're gonna fuck him aren't you?

Stop.

That's all I got to say.

Stop.

What you need is someone who knows what you're doing and knows just what you need.

What i think would best fix for you is an arrogant fuck.

The kind where, someone like me, would treat getting a bj like I'm doing you a favour. Or how the closest thing to foreplay is feeling my weight mount you as your body is groped and legs are spread.
Tossing your weight around as I please, pushing your body into the bed so it feels better for me.

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Telling you to be quiet as i take you, so you don't spoil it for me. After all, i know you need this, so why should I care?

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Frankly, I'd be to obsessed with getting myself off, and ill just ignore your input.

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All i'll do is flex my bicep as i you ride me, telling you how lucky you are. Or the fact I'm 6'2, and that's reward enough for you.

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Being a Dom's cocksleeve sure does sound appealing, doesn't it? Further, to be a custom one, a proper on. You know what I mean. Having me learn your ticks and figuring out if you need a stern talking to over the phone or more of a practical/hands-on approach to put you in your place.

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You know this is all making way too much sense, so go ahead. Drop a line to a man who knows what's best for both of us.

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Drop a line On Chats, Dm.