37 year old white male from theTexas Panhandle. Long brown hair, long brown/salt and pepper beard, 5'10, 200 lbs (dad bod, but getting fitter), trucker tan, 6", circumcised and natural. VERY into heavy metal. I'm going to the Curry County Fair (Friday, 8/19/22) and I'm looking to have some fun. The whole reason I'm going is to see a Megadeth tribute band in Battle of the Bands, and I don't have much reason to stick around after that's done, unless I have a companion to go on the rides with, blatantly feel up, and publicly make out with. I don't want to know too much about you before we get there. I just want to know what you look like and what you'll be wearing so I can walk up behind you, grab your ass and ask you "do you always live this dangerously you naughty girl?" That's how you'll know it's me (although we will exchange pics, so you'll know what I look like too). Expect for me to grope, feel you up, and generally treat your body as my property all night. I will of course extend the same courtesy to you, but keep in mind that if you touch my beard, I WILL touch your boobs. Be aware that there is a very good chance that I will discreetly drag you off by your hair to some dark corner of the fairground to fuck your mouth (or maybe another hole) during the course of the evening (assuming we can safely get away with it, not interested in going to jail tonight). Also, if they have a ferris wheel, you will definitely be getting fingered every time we ride it. I live about an hour out town, so if we decide that we want to do stuff that requires more privacy than the fairground, we'll have to go back to your place. If this sounds like a good time, hit me up. Orange envelopes only on this one. In my experience, most chats are scammers or hookers (I have seen a few exceptions, but they are few and far between and generally pretty flaky). If you're a fellow metalhead, put your three favorite bands in the subject. If not, put "metal virgin". Tell me a bit about you, ask any questions you may have, we'll exchange pics, and go from there. FUCKIN' SLAYER! 🤘🤘🤘

PS: planning on going back tomorrow night for Reckless Kelly and the rodeo, so if that works better for you than tonight, or if two nights of partying and getting used sounds fun to you, you know what to do 😘