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28 [M4F] #Boston For your consideration: An Oral Resume
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To Whom It May Concern:
I hereby submit the following resume with the aim to secure a position utilizing my skills and experience in the form of muff diving. I seek open minded individuals who have a desire and innate need to be pleased and pampered to the fullest of my abilities.
Relevant Information
- 28 years old
- Male
- 6'2"
- 175 lbs
- Good Hygiene
- DDF
- Non-smoker
- At least average looks, at least a B on a grading scale (but you can be the judge)
Skills
- Tantalizing tounguesmanship
- Finger skills to match
- Gives good massages
- Can provide pleasure tirelessly until fully satisfied
- Loves to cuddle
- Good cook (let me know if you want something!)
Education
- Trained for 15 years in professional music
- As they say about guitarists...I know how to finger
- As they say about drummers...I've got good rhythm
- As they say about trumpets...I'm quite good with my tongue
- And as they say about saxes...I can finger and tongue at the same time
Diving Conditions I Can Provide
- Private, one bedroom apartment
- Accessible by the T
- Safe, comfortable, no pressure environment
- Endless snacks
- A bed, sofa, table, chair(s), and/or face to sit on
Benefits for the Dive-e
- Orgasms
- All focus is on you
- Did I mention snacks?
- I also eat ass if you're into that
- Kinky if you're into it
- Toys if you like (including one vibe that will have you screaming in seconds!)
Desired Attributes of Employer
- Any legal age
- Any race
- Any body type
- Enthusiastic about oral
- DDF
- Good Hygiene
If interested, please inquire within via a direct message.
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a male
Age
28
Looking For
a female
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