Hey you! Right there, the cute one. We’re talking to you! Would you like to join a cult? We just need one more member… We know what you’re thinking, but hear us out first! Do you have an insatiable need for attention? Is being the most popular person in the room, or at least the hottest, drive you? Do you adore all things feminine?
Okay, it’s not /technically/ a cult - but if it were, we would be worshiping you! Seriously! We’re just two cute humans who share a belief that there is nothing better than a beautiful lady, looking for a fabulous-yet-devious partner to devote ourselves to. We aren’t totally superficial, either! Long couch cuddles, binge-watching bad TV, spontaneous adventures, and singing 2000’s bops off-key are some of our many varied vanilla interests.
So please, if this sounds like the cult for you, send us a message! There's no Kool-Aid involved, promise.
Feel free to look through our previous posts, we try very hard to have a way with words about what we're searching for.
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