Our little red dot is full of Karens. You will see them everywhere in the workplace, in foodcourts, in malls, over digital channels …. Everywhere in SG.

Karens love to complain.

Karens love to escalate , “ Can I speak to your manager, now?”

Karens love to show microaggression towards anyone and everyone (read other races, less wealthy people, waiters and waitresses, retail salespersons in the malls, poor security guards etc etc. )

Karens love to break into hysterical outbursts with people they are arguing with. Ask any poor guy in the service industry who deals with the Karens on a daily basis and you will know.

I want to do something to help the Karens in Singapore. Call it my Karen SPA therapy :-)

In the Victorian era, doctors treated hysterical British women by giving them a good clitoris massage. It apparently had great success and worked even with the nuns who were required to live a celibate life. I want to see if the magic of this therapy still works in our little red dot which used to be a British colony before. (I am not making this up, google it and you can see for yourself).

I am inviting all Karens in Singapore to contact me and redeem a series of complimentary massages and tongue SPA. I will proceed to give you a very professional massage with / without AROMA oils, candles and then a YONI massage. Then I will have you sit on my face and give you an explosive TONGUE SPA which should give you several OMG (OhMyGosh) moments.

All this while when you are being served, I want you to keep talking like Karen, show microaggression, complain, abuse me, be mean … whatever. Let us continue the therapy for a few weeks and observe if there is any change in your Karen symptoms.

If you are slightly curious about my Karen therapy, please get in touch. The therapy is completely complimentary.

Just be a Karen and drug n disease free. I welcome all ages and races.