Hola hola you perverts. How are you all doing? Man is it hot out there, Am sweating like a whore in church. Hope you all been keeping cool and been staying safe, still a wild time out there.

Anyways, where are we on our bucket list items? Hmm I think we on 5. I’ll say 5 but who knows. So this week is a woman with acrylic nails, you know those long nails that go clack when put together. Me and my friend always thought it would be hot to have a woman who works a corporate job Or fuck it, a trophy wife and service both of us while holding us with those pretty nails of hers.

Us: What can be said about us that you a least don’t know. 33, Latinos, drug and disease free, we are kinky, respectful, funny at times, funny looking and sometimes radioactive. Body wise, we a bunch of fat fucks but those fat fucks that get more ass than a toilet seat at the proctologist office. Ok ok you want more detail. Well me and my friend are a odd couple, 6’1 and 5’5, yes I know the difference in height, we are both more dad bods but think more Christian Bale in American Hustle.

You: Look if you aren’t a model, don’t bother, we have pretty high standards. Ok? Did the ones who read that leave? Good, ok yeah we don’t have crazy high standards at all but we got some. We are pretty open to ages 18-50s, ideally mid 20s work. We don’t discriminate on race and ethnicity, open to most body size, open to relationship status. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is cool but no pressure.

Having been in this for so long, we got our rules. Please be able to voice verify before we go with pics. We know safety is first, so we are more than willing to meet up in public prior to anything, to chat and check chemistry. We host in a room generally, to create a neutral ground for all. All else is up for discussion.

Gracias for reading our ad. Please take care of yourself, and your loved ones. Remember to be good to yourself and others, and do your best to keep things moving. Wishing you all the luck in the world in finding what you all seek.